Below are the 5 most recent journal entries recorded in Super Porky's LiveJournal:

Monday, December 10th, 2001
2:02 pm	Polynomials and Kevin Smith Indecent fecal fuckings of Hugh Grant!!</p> Quick note.. I just wanted to say hello to all who enjoy my celestial reproduction amateur nude senior citizen videos. It is with great conviction that they are hot in the gunt. Ahh... Louis Gosset Jr., no? Weekend was pretty hot in shinning wizard. I performed transportation with the skeptical Kevin Smith of Pittsburgh while viewing a James Caan film. AH!! Mickey Blue Eyes is a wonderful film while consuming raw ether with your feline cat pet it of wonderful enjoyment in Ahmed Johnson. The ways of any, the skeptical Kevin Smith of Pittsburgh origin spent hours debating stiff vs. snug Joshi Puroresu (a.k.a. Japanese women's wrestling). It was rather irrelevant, but the skeptical Kevin Smith of Pittsburgh origin claimed that it was of stiff ramifications that we agree to sell of the definitive Ocala JR smell. I must now go as I have a math final to partake in (go Gators!), but if anyone has a used copy of Erin Brockovich DVD that they want to merchant off, please use the electro-mail me!! LosBrazos@hotmail.com!!! Ahhh... Hackman in new movie? Will speak about later!!! (Comment on this)
Tuesday, December 4th, 2001
5:39 pm	Sodomize Online Version 6.0! Thousands apologize by my delay in the fixation of a newspaper of the entrance of the absurdity but I have been in sabbatical a long ?pica adventure of 4 days of the injuries that competed my feats pussar ecstasy since in the festival of the film of Sundance with the Dr Gonzo in ' 89. Anyway, this last weekend that I struck the way with Kevin Smith, Dr. Wagner Jr., and the collection of Eugene Levy. Destination: Afghan concert of the wigs. Strangely enough, they appeared in Guadalajara. On arriving the event, we entered the incorrect entrance equivocadamente as we were totally fucked stoned with the complete candy of the nose pleasured to us the flavor of the coke, of the marijuana and of pelletts of speed that hurried and we were between frames with Jeremy Irons. Once it is between frames, Irons and we encountered on Greg Dulli, singer of terminal of Afghan component of the wig. He spoke of divine sincerity and sheltered Michael Eisner on how there is been hardly booked in USA since 9/11 and that now is of payment day of the stature of CMLL in Mexico. I said to Dulli, " CANGUELO that! You individual them are money of the shot to main the naked arc! " Shiiiiiit... I with Levy delighted in Dulli's face known as the filming of Buccaci in the absolute word of videotaped sex pronto. We finished upon the rasgadura collection a new one and to say that its Brazilian wax seemed " artificial " We obtained so the excrement did in front that Dulli shaved one autographia in the eyebrows of the collection known as Eugene Levy. It was the HOT EXCREMENT! In any case, he is rough true in the bandage, but they put ignition a hell of a concert. It had multiple sex with toyota feminine legally in osmosis during the concert and was really Dennis DeYoung exhausted soon. After the concert, Kevin Smith surprised to me that me it said that he is the director of those wonderful GAP "elasticity give me a little bit of your love " commercials. It could not believe it. I wished to destroy Smith's skeptical ass talentless of Jersey but that on the contrary I embraced it. This lead him that it invited to me to that participates in the following commercial with Wagner. IT ADVANCED 2 DAYS OF SPARKLE: < L.A. > Like " the Pump " resonated outside my complete pleasure Sedan fantasized on doing to announcements with the amazing American tastes crooning of Rod "BARRA" Stewart, to Marky D of the fat boys, and to Chris Jericho... perhaps nonJericho well. I ask sexuality of the feeders of beluga named Roland. With that one saying, Smith fucking screwed to me upon new. I finished upon singing with tambourine and to sing the damn song with Ned Beaty, Grimace (of the McDonalds) and obese plagued Audrey Griswald as of euronational vacations of the European of Lampoon. Apparently, this announcement was for the OBESE line that GAP is running with in 2002. Fuck. In any case, I later made my part and parlayed hot sex in the orthop?dica penetration of the crotch to obese Audrey Griswald as of national vacations of the European of Lampoon. She was * HOT * with inverse swallowing and she did not prohibit when sodomizar of the buns like any other! MMM! MMMMMM AUDREY GRISWALD... Wagner spoke of great candor to Grimace during tapings since Smith was preoccupied with skeptics. Grimace is considering apparently of offers known as to jumping from the McDonalds to Burger King - - - IF the money is right. Wagner (who admirably was of reefer stoned essence) claimed Grimace was also working out a deal to work in Pittsburgh for Jim de NWA. Wagner then vomited stools of fantastic odor all over the McDonalds playpit adjacent to the GAP set. Smith was instant skeptical while I was exploring anal ramming of the hot bun. That one, we crossed home whereas they listened to Frankie Goes to the Hollywood. The great time had by germans of all. THE END! (Comment on this)
Thursday, November 29th, 2001
10:54 pm	Tijuana 11/29 At night I yesterday fought intense style of the fructose in Tijuana and it agreed like Egyptian camel fellatio. The impelling drive to show is of acceptable. I made the shot with the fairy of the tooth, Simon LeBon, and the Wilfred Brimley. We decided that he who is Senor Brimley would be the best one to take the car for the passage, because it is Neon of Plymouth. The trip to Tijauna was mainly uneventful until the discussion came from the lubrication for below. Wilfred insisted that that fucking in the brown hole of the mookie of the great anal voltage tension was a necessary pleasure each morning before work. It suggested with of the oats mix of Quaker because this multi fiber lubricant soothes the partner. I said CANGUELO THAT - work the bitch snug (straight out of Calgary bizitch)! Sadly, I left my music of the entrance in the PT cruiser of Emilio Charles paints and I had to settle on the otter of Emmet in the jarro of bandage of the Christmas soundtrack. I fucking had the crowd humming like a esperanzado WWF hopeful on the night of tryouts. Oh the benefit of shaved Bryan Adams snuff! Where it was I? Ahh.... This night I made intense style of the fructose against Shocker. The match was brief because I broke the wind that exhausted my gear. I sent word to go home so Shocker struck to me with the Bonk de donkey until I intercepted a feathered boa out of his ass that was seasoned Missy Hyatt. More ahead that night, there was a party of the charming pleasure. Bling bling had been introduced to gunt hard boiled and we raised the flag for war. We at the Tijuana Sheraton (by the airport) and arrived. Scooted until into my room and I bootied up my crotchtop computer. I who is Porky was frantic as I wanted to sign arousal MSN because I thought that I had raised masculine anal of the erotico envy with my stock portfolio. Unfortunately, to my consternation, Windows XP crashed whereas it did not bootied and left me without my Internet adjustment! By several minutes I tried to remedy the problem on my crotchtop. Curses to the definitive operating system of multi tasking! Hackman?... Mmmm... HACKMAN would send Eagle of the Iron for regulating the full throttle onto their ego of jugular sex. I so summon a thousand infected genital devices of Samoan that resemble the face of the otter of Emmet on the mouth of Bill Gates where they will give birth to lice of the ass. After summoning the genital devices of Samoan, I who is Estupendo Porked moseyed down to ignited drink of the party in the bar of Tijuana Sheraton. It was the hot menstrual stool! We demonstrated dancing spots of the great sweat including the naked masculine macarana. Then lucha minis of sensation rub tapioca all over my tits as crowd surfing I was. I had the crowd in the palm of my hands! Then, the Doctor of Wagner Jr. and Villano IX played a powerful version of the naked leap frog of the jump by the buffet. He destroyed my concentration! With that saying, Wilfred, Shocker, accumulation of Kona Crush, etc. danced to the music of Test why it looked like like hours. Fuck the frost of the hair of the Miguel Cole. When the correct time was right, I subscribed to the DJ to play "the Boomba " and acquired two rats to my room to be sauted by my cock. The real sequence that I forget to me. But certain memory of impressive chain dry humping of the calf - - that was pleasant! Then we played a certain game of roll playing they became my elves of disenchantment whereas I was Jamie Foxx. I sauted them with my mighty rustic organ of devine seduction for hours while we watched the Mamma's House on Pax network. As the sun dawned in the early of the morning, we took offensive amounts of the sunshine acid. Then we staired at my plaid wallpaper of the hotel for hours listening to the soundtrack of the Harry Potter. It was of great essence! The morning next that I woke up to find my testacles ravaged and resembling the horned head of the Darth Maul. F those rats of scurvy! I will be soaking them certainly in vinegar for the month that comes. I met Wilfred, the fairy of the tooth (who exchanged the purple vain to somebody named Lita), and Simon LeBon in the Sheraton lobby and walked bowlegged to neon en route to the Barrell of Cracker. There, it was 240 miles ' until home and 6 CDs of the PM dawn . - the " glove of thy lover " was their total sum finer work in fact. With that it said, any person down to see the movie Sky of Vanilla with Tom Cruise? (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, November 27th, 2001
4:42 pm	A night out.. This weekend, I feverishly enjoyed to the films with Faarooq (" Biff ") and my good friend Emilio Charles (it see to the right) in his suburban Plymouth pt cruiser of highspot. In the stroll it raises, we caused almost 2 accidents due to Emilio and to Biff that fought above if women whom nurse can have orgasmo simultaneously. On obtaining to the films, we considered seeing that the new film of Hackman of gene (mmm... Hackman) but decides that we examined something the mysterious speckle colored girth of formed Emilio's penis ooooorrrrr ..... considers Potter de Harry in the theater of Loews. Faarooq had intentions zero of such and unnecessary to say, the PT cruiser of was not of stature adapted for such examinaci?n, of speckle girth cock as is my 19741/2 complete pleasure Sedan. As far as which I saw of the film, he was amazing as wizardry amazing offered the tastes of the Lano de Michael only knows. Of course, it was hard to see the screen when you are only 4'5 " and done of pompadore of the fight. The film was a pleasure of the children, but unfortunately Emilio Charles left outside a soaked steam heaping whereas reciting aligns of the Mexican with the fodder plant the Brad Pitt. Biff was ready " receives " what Charles placed out of his rectal, but usher escorted to us immediately outside, with the heat going in their truth as they thought that it had diahrea culminated outside my rectal and all conclu?do my cerebellum. After the film, I went home and I watched my TIVO in the hopes to see RAW WITHOUT PROCESSING I am outside TACT, but I recorded the 80s phenom Club of the Breakfast yet again! URRGH... The film is convite wonderful. As I watched the vitiated judgments of invalidity of the High secondary School of Molly Ringwald, Judd Nelson, Emilio Estevez, etc. Romanced my hammer until the useless purple vain culminated a surprise of tapioca in ejaculation. Later I called to Miss Cleo and I asked for pinky stinky and the fate of genetic cloning. One what night in fact! With that it said... I must compose a masculine rubbing of genitals against LPs de Depeche Mode. (Comment on this)
2:28 pm	With parts made in Japan! Of the greetings, How you are doing? I very please myself to have my own newspaper. I go tomorrow to the commemorative of Yokozuna. Although, I am saddened to absolutely hear that the mini Raven has closed to his Msg. Board. Wings, have been too long since I hammered sluts with the complete pleasure sedan. Also I am surprised to hear that Adam "Las Queen of con " W. obtained 3 tryouts with WWF. Luckily, when you take to your whole swimming pool of students in megabus EACH ONE of the events and causes that its dark match talent of the emparejamiento goes again to the right within megabus and does not water like the other talent and is not like one of the boys, he ruins your shot. The Oh yes, and they fought like my brother Brazo de Oro! HAHAHRARHARHAHRA... Mmmm Hackman. With that one happiness, I am going to have sodom?a of the elbow with the army of the Kiss weekend. Des?eme the good luck! Other superior news: I hope to have obese sex with freelancers independent canine, MMM! Whereas he does not fight for CMLL, work like groupie for Styxx, although Dennis DeYoung very is tired nothing kilgore. In any case, esp?rele that goes all good and sees in the demonstration with Dwayne Wayne! MMMM HACKMAN! F Molly Ringwold! (1 Comment |Comment on this)